I take no credit for this one.

I started having intensely sharp pains in the center of my lower abdomen below the navel on Sunday night, and throughout yesterday and today, the pain has persisted, usually with a bout of diarrhea almost every hour. With each bowel movement, the stool becomes darker, and just today I noticed the stools were mainly black. I also pass a lot of mucus, too. What could be the cause?

I can imagine the door finally opening and seeing the faces of the people standing there.

beavis and butthead

I want to get diarrhea to play a prank on my neighbor, we do mean pranks to each other, and it’s my turn. No laxatives or drugs. And please don’t say that diarrhea makes you sick, because IDC.

I don’t have any pepto bismol, isn’t that supposed to help? It hurts so bad, the pain goes away for up to a min. and then comes back, all I did was drink half a soda in the middle of the night to feed my baby :’(

Guys and Girls i need your help.I dont know what to do I am sitting on the toilet with my laptop on my lap I need your help. I had serious diarrhea and I am out of toilet rolls and blood is gushing out and it hurts.
I cant get up and I am using my laptop that I use for porn I keep in the bathroom. What Should I do?

I suddenly had it earlier but my stomach didn’t hurt at all. I have also had a sore throat virus since 2 days ago. I don’t know if that would have anything to do with it or not.

I know it isn’t good to get medical advice over the internet, but I have an appointment to see a doc and want to know if I should call and cancel, since it might just be the flu. I just haven’t felt normal for nearly three weeks. I also feel light-headed and have been throwing up for about a week. I have a low fever too.
I also have general body aches.

My dad said, that I need to wear slippers in the house because the floor is marble and wood. And can I drink sprite?
Thanks
can i go outside if i am sick?
and what can i eat?