Alright so I have a messed up bowel movements. I can go anywhere from 10 to probably 14+ plus without one. I’ll feel completely too, like not sick or have stomach pains/cramps. In fact I’ll feel just fine. I’ve been complaining to my doctor about the for years. I’ve tried Miralax, metamucil, tons of water, yogurt, all that jazz. Also this is over two years not two weeks, so I’ve stuck with these things for a while, not just one day it doesn’t work so I’m quitting. So now my doctor says I just have slow digestive system/bowels bummer deal with it. I mean I do believe her but. . .
When I finally do have to go, it’s really bad as you could imagine for someone who hasn’t gone to the bathroom in that period of time. I’d say on average it’s like two hours on the toilet. D: And it’s worse because before the cramps set in, I start to get really hot, like sweaty. Then I sometimes get colder. Then I get intense cramps, and then diarrhea. Sometimes, I’ll get the cramps but become constipated for an hour or so. Ugh, and when I actually go go, my heart is like racing or beating fairly fast (I have low blood pressure FYI) I’ll be really hot, then really cold.
Basically, I’ve never had normal movements. But it’s gotten really bad since seventh grade (now in ninth). Seriously, it disrupts my social life and school. Not to mention embrassment.
The only things that have ever forced me to go where milk of magnesium and that thing people take before colonoscopy but I still got the cramps, fast heartbeat, the whole package.
I’ve never been tested but I don’t have Chrons (sp.?) or imflamatory bowel or the other stuff that comes up on WebMD because the symptoms don’t fit.
If it’s revelant, I can also never lose weight. I’m fairly skinny, but I’ll never lose fat from exercising. I’m never really hungry or thirsty either. Usually, I can go a whole day without eating till seven and still not be hungry. (no I don’t have an eating disorder, I fasted for Lent last year.)
