diarrhea!!!!!!!!?
does anyone know some of the verses to the diarrha song???
for example "when you are climbing up a latter and you feel a messy splatter diarrhea diarrhea"
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I’m not sure if these are the real words but I’m going to make some up….
Uhhhhhh
When you do a little dance and there’s poopy in your pants diarrhea!!! Diarrhea
Ok heres some that are real ones
When you think your friends are joking
but your pants are brown and soaking:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Now you think you’re feeling better
but you keep on getting wetter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea
Toilet paper you need to gather
and your butt worked up a lather:
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When your stomach starts a rollin’
and you’re cleaning out your colon:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re on the seat for hours
and it doesn’t smell like flowers:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When the feeling’s not that nice
and you have to flush it twice:
Diarrhea, diarrhea’
When you’re rolling like a tire
and your intestines are on fire:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your stomach really hurts,
and you know that it’s the squirts:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re miles from anywhere,
and your bowels just don’t care:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your chillin’ with your daughter
and you feel the poopoo water:
Diarrhea, diarhea.
When you’re sitting in your Chevy
and you feel something heavy:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
I’m sick of writing all these…here’s a site. http://diarrheasong.blogspot.com/
When you’re flyin’ in a jet, and you feel somethin’ wet, diarrhea, diarreah.
When you’re talkin’ on your celly and you smell somethin’ smelly diarrhea, diarrhea..
ahahaha :]
When it hurts your bummy
And shakes ur tummy
When you think your friends are joking
but your pants are brown and soaking:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your stomach starts a rollin’
and you’re cleaning out your colon:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re on the seat for hours
and it doesn’t smell like flowers:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When the feeling’s not that nice
and you have to flush it twice:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re rolling like a tire
and your intestines are on fire:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your stomach really hurts,
and you know that it’s the squirts:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re miles from anywhere,
and your bowels just don’t care:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your chillin’ with your daughter
and you feel the poopoo water:
Diarrhea, diarhea.
When you’re fecally obsessed
and it splatters on your chest:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re driving down the road
and you’re butt tries to explode:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you’re climbing in a tree
and it trickles on your knee:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re swimming in the river
and your butt starts to quiver:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re rummaging in the attic
and your a** goes automatic:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you do a little dance
and it’s gooey in yer pants:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you think you passed gas
and it’s wet in your a**:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When it floats down the gutter
and it looks like peanut butter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your tummy’s feeling funny
and your pants are hot n’ runny:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re looking at your shoes
and you feel something ooze:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re dancin’ to the Clash
And you feel something splash:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you smell just like a hog
and you make a liquid log:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you don’t feel like a winner
and your butt blows out your dinner:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you really want to shout
and it keeps on gushing out:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re shopping at the store
and it’s dripping on the floor:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re acting like a fool
and your pants fill up with stool:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re feeling kinda funky
and your butt is super skunky:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re filling up your pants
and in a bowleg-cowboy stance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you start to beg and pray
and your butt begins to spray:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your stomach really hurts
and you know it is the squirts:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you’re miles from anywhere
and your bowels just don’t care:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Omgsh… I never even realized there was a diarrhea song.
And looking at the lyrics i just can’t control my laughter.
LOL…
>_<
it feels like an egg when its dripping down your leg diarrea diareea