Doc says it could be gallstones.

Wanna get jiggy with the Flabby Hoffman Trio? Of course you do, who doesn’t? But here’s the thing, it takes a rare person with profound qualities to hang with the mighty FH Trio. For example, only those that can speak fluent Sanskrit are allowed to be in their running crew. They must also possess at least three of the following personality traits: world’s tallest Albanian, must have disposable boobs, must be able to bend time with their mind, must have strength of a dozen bulls and have alter ego super hero persona called Cow-Boy the boy cow puncher, must have dozens of psychosomatic illnesses including psychosomatic spastic colon and psychosomatic scurvy, must have dangerous addiction to mescaline, must perform tantric sex rituals with Macaulay Culkin’s former wet nurse, must have ordered a short stack of pancakes for breakfast this morning, must own their own hovercraft, must have been a duck billed platypus in a former life and must be no more than two inches.from the ground. Then once you have proven that you are the vessel containing these qualities, all you have to do is place or show in a race of humans verses humans with jet packs and you’re in. Heh, heh.urine!

I went to the doctor today and found out that I have a sinus infection and my stomach has been killing me all day. It’s my mid-lower abdomen, it basically hurts and I guess I could also describe it as having some pressure, which going to the bathroom does not relieve at all. It’s been consistent pretty much all day long. My doctor seemed baffled by it, she didn’t think it had anything to do with the infection.

Do you get a choice? I am leary about being put to sleep. Thank you.

I have had constipation for the past three weeks. I would go regularly, and now i only seem to go in the morning and only in the morning. I eat dehydrated plums and that seems to clean me out but when I eat regularly, i only go in the morning. I have a doctors apponitment this Thursday so wish me luck.

During my period i get really tired and feel bloated. i know there has got to be another solution besides taking a pill so any homemade remedies would be appreciated.

In order to treat an abdominal pain due to pancreatic colic, surface acupuncture is useful safe and effective. Here is shown where and how to treat the colic.