Well my mother has caught the sickness and diarrhea bug and i wanted to know how i could prevent myself from catching it.I am already ill with a flu virus,is it likely i would catch the sickness bug even though im already ill.(sorry there is a few questions in with this)

I have been very prepared to get my first colonoscopy over with this morning. However, I began the mandatory colon cleansing around 6 pm last night and experienced no bowel movement whatsoever. I followed the MoviPrep instructions exactly and absolutely nothing. I poop all the time (diarrhea) and then they tell me to down some heavy duty laxative that tastes like salt and this doesn’t make me go! What the hell is going on?

I dont want to alarm any of my cos workers, but I do have a spastic colon. I like to take several trips to the pots through out the work day, just incase. I have noticed that When I get up and struggle towards the bathedroom door, my co workers all roll there eyes. I guess that they are doing this out of concerns for my healthed and well being. I am thinking that I should send out an office wide email memo just to alert my fellow co workers of my spastic colon condition so that they will not worry so much.

I get IBS pains so bad that I once blacked out and I press my stomach in as far as I can and just rock back and forth praying for God to take the pain away. I also get lightheaded and naseous and cold sweats. How does this compare to labor (feeling wise)?

I’m looking for something that is already mixed, not a liquor + soft drink. How bloating is beer by the way?

I’m nervous to be on a plane the first time. How common is it to throw up or have diarrhea on your first plane ride anywhere?

It’s not ordinary bloating – my stomach is distended to the max.

I’ve had upper abdominal pain, and my doc diagnosed me as having a mild case of pancreatitis (no tests were done). I’ve had a numbness on and off in my left thigh and left arm, back pain on the same side. I also have a "floater" in my vision sometimes. I think I could have diabetes (my brother has it who is 37, I’m 30). Does anyone think these are all signs of diabetes?

is there any whole grain cereal that will not cause bloating and constipation and worsen my IBS(irritable bowl syndrom) status? i am really suffering form constipation and bloating and i need to find a whole grain cereal that is helpful and i need a solution for my case?please help

My dog is healthy but frequently has diarrhea-sometimes bad, but usually low grade. Any ideas? She sometimes soils the carpets. I am always careful when i change food to do it very slowly. She just has a sensitive stomach. Any ideas? Any good products to clean up poo stains?